Duck Dynasty’s Phil Worries About Dying

Duck_Dynasty_2013Willie Robertson was being something of a jerk on the latest episode of A&E’s “Duck Dynasty”–he ordered a case of wildebeest biltong–a thick, exotic cured meat from South Africa–and refused to share it with anyone.

“Anybody who knows about real beef jerky, knows about biltong,” Willie explained. “Biltong is delicious.”

The smell of Willie’s biltong was so pungent, it brought Jase and Uncle Si straight into Willie’s office. “I smell me some meat,” said Jase. “I’m part bloodhound. The nose don’t lie.”

“I smell meat,” chimed in Uncle Si. “Let’s eat, son.”


Source: Fox News