WINNER: Obama
LOSER: Boehner
LOSERS: Obama and Boehner
WINNER AND LOSER: Cruz
WINNER: Ryan
WINNER: Reid
LOSER: McConnell
WINNER: Democrats
LOSER: Tea party
LOSER: Establishment Republicans
WINNER: Christie
WINNER: Clinton
LOSER: Biden
LOSER: The United States
WINNER: Sen. Susan Collins
Source: CNN
