Pinellas Park: Topless Woman Wrecks McDonalds
Sandra Suarez, 41, was walking north about 10:50 p.m. on 66th Street N clad only bikini bottoms and clutching her clothes in one hand, according to Pinellas Park police. She went into the McDonald's at 10191 66th St N, where an employee told her to put her clothes on.
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Police arrived and found Suarez hiding behind a table. The report says she tried resisting officers by kicking, licking and kissing them.
A Florida woman wearing nothing but a thong rampaged through a St. Petersburg McDonald's Monday, banging her head on the counter and then attempting to take apart the kitchen with her bare hands. Eventually, she chilled out by eating soft-serve straight out of the machine.
Employees posted the uncensored security footage to LiveLeak later that night, along with their running commentary.
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